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I know it's confusing, but my name is Adam Patch and I’m a director, not a doctor. You’re thinking of Patch Adams. I direct ads and films and have yet to perform so much as a minimally invasive surgery... So if you need something directed, I would love to hear from you.
If you need a doctor, please hang up and dial 9-1-1.
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